So I had this really weird dream last night. I’ll just talk about the part that was exceedingly hilarious,
For some reason The Cab was having a concert in the living room of my house. To accommodate for all of the extra people going to be there, they added in some bathrooms next to the living room. During sound check, Sergio Ramos (I don’t even know) comes over and decides he has to poop. I made him use the new bathrooms obviously because I didn’t want him stinking up my own person bathroom. Well he poops, but I don’t think he flushed or maybe he did. Whatever. Anyway, my friend in the dream, Brian/Brent/idk, has to poop too, so he goes in the same stall Sergio used. He poops like 4 long segments of poop and uses a crapload of toilet paper and expected it to go down the drain. No. That doesn’t happen. Brian flushed the toilet and it got clogged and overflowed. But poop/waste just kept coming out of the toilet from the sewer and flooded the entire living room. It was like a sea of poop was engulfing my house. I ran upstairs and avoided the nasty stench but everybody else including Sergio, The Cab, and my really nice outfit that I had picked out specifically picked for the concert got covered in poop.
This dream was so ridiculous that I actually woke up laughing.
